MISSION

Founded in 2008 in a discarded bathtub behind a 1.5 star Mongolian restaurant, PLOTS & PLANS CO is halfway dedicated to problem solving in the least effective and most round about ways. Simply send us your problems and we will over thing, dissect, and mutilate them into an original, zombie bastard work of art. Select from one of our four currently  provided services and we will assign a member of our team to your problem within 327 business days of your inquiry.